Date: 2008-10-21 13:57 Subject: oo1 :: Why me...? [voice post] Security: Public Tags: arrival on the island, here comes tucker, seriously this sucks, what the hell is going on here, where'd the sword go, why are there dinosaurs here, why is this plant trying to eat me

Alright, Church. April Fools' Day was a long time ago. I don't know where the fuck you found a jungle in Blood Gulch to dump me in, and taking the sword... I mean, you even took my gun! What the hell are you trying to pull, anyway?

I swear, I'm going to get Caboose all hyped up on sugar and lock him in your room for this... ....once I find Caboose... ...and your room..... ....and the Blue Base.... ... and.. what the fuck, I don't think this is even Blood Gulch, we didn't have any creepy-looking things like this...

[ There's a faint growling sound in the background. ]

... man, even the Reds ain't this ugly....

[ The growling gets louder now, followed by a sudden shout. ]

Fuck this, they don't pay me enough for this!

[ There's a sudden rapid fall of footsteps. The post eventually times out after a minute. ]